
Preeminent paramour aka my beloved garfield,
I promise to leash your jealousy, by showering you with elephantine endearments. I'll ensure that you'll be equiped with a sufficient amount of sangfroids, to help brave any sudden storms. To add, no amount of hearsays will be able to sway your idiosyncratic judgments.
I ♥ you , with extra caramel sauce and saccharin. |